Two Headed Fawn

rootvegetable:

calvinjcandie:

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#MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN NAME

#Leonardy DiCaprisun

This is why he can’t have an oscar.

trillow:

this is your brain *picture of a human brain* and this is your brain on drugs *picture of the same brain but really muscly and surrounded by girls in bikinis* *the teacher takes off his sports sunglasses to reveal bloodshot red eyes*

eagledaggerrosepanther:

Luke Jinks

@lukejinks

Prints at lukejinks.bigcartel.com

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”